amy: huh? *turns around*
Lu Shi pants from running. "I want to be your student."
amy: uhh why?
Lu Shi: So I can make my butt bigger! Look, it's flat! *smacks her flat butt*
amy: alright i'll teach you kung fu fatty big booty.
Lu Shi: Yay! What's the first lesson I need to learn?
amy: first you need to get big and fat.
Lu Shi: Whoa! I need only a big booty, Sensei Amy. I just want to stay thin and have a hourglass figure with a big butt.
amy: then sorry.
Lu Shi: Alright. I do want to train under you. I just don't want to end up with a flat butt for the rest of my life.
amy: to the buffet!
Lu Shi: OK, Sensei Amy! *at the buffet*
amy: now eat.
Lu Shi: Heh.
She cracks her knuckles and chowed down on the food, not letting any of it get cold.
Lu Shi: Bring on more food!
amy: who heard her.
Lu Shi: I think everybody.
Lu Shi is getting fat, and also her butt is getting big.
amy: good.
Lu Shi: I think I've gotten fat enough. Now what?
amy: well you have to be 300 pounds before i can train you.
Lu Shi: Would the last plate do?
Lu Shi chows on said plate as it turned her 300 lbs.
amy: okay now i can train you.
Lu Shi: Yay!
*amy teaches her how to use that big butt as a weapon*
Lu Shi: Whoa! My flatty has just turned to a fatty!
amy: yup.
Lu Shi: I can mix all this up with my Tai Chi experience!
amy: good.
Lu Shi: Where are the bad guys?
amy: i don't know.
Lu Shi: Then I'll assist you.
amy: okay.
Lu Shi: Let's go!
Sonic: *defeats a vicious Badnik* Ah ha!! *runs to them with the newly acquired Red Emerald* We've got another Chaos Emerald. *hides it in Amy's boobs*
amy: heheh.
Lu Shi: Hi Sonic!
Sonic: I'll find the next Emerald while you guys keep training.
Lu Shi: OK.
amy: okay sonic.
Lu Shi: So, Amy-sensei, what's the last step I need to learn before mastering this booty?
amy: hmmm.
Lu Shi: What?
amy: i don't remember.
Lu Shi: Maybe we can find some enemies so I can use my Tai Chi big booty arts on them?
amy: okay.
Lu Shi: But first, we might have to practice our booty techniques on each other.
amy: okay.
Lu Shi: You go first.
amy: okay butt bomber *does a peach bomber move to a mountain knocking it down*
Lu Shi crouched and launched her big rear at the HUGE boulder, sending it flying up the air as her butt made a big 'boing' for her to use her Double Spin Kick to Butt Slam Combo, breaking the boulder apart.
Lu Shi: How's that?!
amy: nice!
Lu Shi: I'm glad you think so. Now, let's see if I've learned booty defenses.
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